Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Mi Familia Es Loco

I was totally going to write about something else but the following just occured that has left me beside myself. As if I'm not already having a bad enough day...

My brother is in Singapore working for 3 months, his tenant’s toilet is running, so he told me to pick up a free toilet he found on Craiglist and then go pick up a Mexican at Lowe’s to do the labor.

Ok so maybe out of his 2 friends in the world I’m probably the only person with some logic and I’ve done a lot of remodeling and handyman stuff but…

1-His house is in KENT!
2-I have a job! I don’t have all day to commute to Kent to babysit a job.
3-I’m not picking up no free toilets from no stranger's house in Kent.
4-I'm not not picking up no strangers NO WHERE either!
5-Hire some friggin’ body!!! or...
6-Google that shit!

Bro-Then do you know any other guy who can do it?

Me-Do I look like I have a dude in my life right now?

WTF?!

But damn, I don't want to be that bitch so I did some research and now I'm going to have to go to Lowe's and purchase replacement valve and flapper and do it myself over the weekend.

“Yesterday was a bad day. I cried. I felt stupid. But you know what, FUCK that day.”
-Clarece Precious Jones

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