Virgo in April

I'm updating my Iphone. Finally. The last update I performed on it was when the key board turning sideways came out. That was eons ago and I don't even use that feature because it sucks. I have fat fingers but I don't have that fat of fingers. Lately, my phone has been acting like a coke whore...some things get in, some things don't, it flashes, it freezes, it just does strange things. I'm hoping updates will correct this although this process is taking forever. I can't play on the phone, itunes actions are frozen, no solitaire, not interested in news or gossip...so I read my new horoscope for the month of April. It was no bueno.

For one, it said this is not the time for me to eat unhealthy, I need to tighten up my diet if I want to see those results. Well, I had sausage, eggs, and buttered toast for breakfast, napped in the sauna instead of running, and ate at Red Robin for dinner.

FAIL.

It also said now is not the time to make big purchases, I should think about it, if I hold off the results will be in my favor next month. I didn't want to deal with debating with my parents about a situation so Iwent ahead and purchased a new freezer for them this afternoon without officially getting rid of the old one yet.

FAIL.

The rest of the horoscope was pretty much that I've been going through some rough times the past 2 years and we thought it was over last month but the drama is back and its going to drag out for a "brief" 14 weeks. Oh but I'm going to tackle this beast head on and its going to make me a much better person in the end. Um, I thought I was ALREADY a better person.

FAIL?!!!

Oh screw this horoscope and screw this month! I don't even know why I read this bs. I just do. The only semi-positive thing it really had to say was that April 1-24 is great for single Virgos. But I should use the first 10 days to improve my looks.

I didn't quite know how to take that at first, I was kind of offended until I realized there wasn't an actual person looking at me telling me this. I guess 10 days of beautification it is.

Bring it!!!