Grandmother's Sex Talk

It was just last week but I can't remember how the conversation started. I think it was so awkward that I don't want to remember.

My mother points out the window and says to my kid, "You see my garden out there?"

"Yes," the kid replies.

"I plant one seed and I watch it grow. I plant another seed and I watch it grow."

"Uh-huh, I know that."

"You. You don't plant the seed."

Awwwwwkwwwward!!!